GITR3KT
The lab, published.
This is the public shelf of a home lab — where bench projects stop being files in a folder and start being places you can visit. Hand-built tools, a tech brief written fresh every morning whether the news cooperates or not, and deep-dive reports that cite their sources like they’re expecting a subpoena. No trackers, no ads, no “content.” Nobody is growth-hacking anything. It’s just the work, out in the open, where it can’t pretend it was never broken.
Tools
Small instruments, built for one job each — a tool with forty toggles is just a confession with a settings page. First on the shelf: the Robot Voice Tuner — a channel vocoder that flattens a human voice into a low, blocky machine, with sliders for carrier, bands, and blockiness. Yes, it’s the exact recipe behind the morning podcast. No, it won’t make you sound cool. It’ll make you sound correct.
Open the tuner →Fifty local models, nine quants — slide the context up and watch the KV cache eat your VRAM budget like it pays rent.
Coupon StackStore policy as data and a stack checker that refuses what the register would. Currently running on seed offers, because live ingestion is stuck behind gates built by people who hate joy.
API Endpoint LibraryEvery API surface the lab uses or audits — odds, groceries, Reddit — each entry graded live-verified, documented, or candidate. An endpoint doesn’t get a badge it didn’t earn.
Probability DeskNot a sportsbook — a lie detector for one. Devig any price, hold your model up against the break-even line, and let fractional Kelly size the stake. Its favourite word is “no,” and it says it with its whole chest.
Cartridge DumpingPick a console, get the reader that dumps its carts — ROM and saves — with the adapter traps flagged before they cost you money. Your carts, your dumps, zero ROM links.
Briefs
A morning tech brief, researched and written fresh every day at 5 AM — AI tools, hardware, software, and the repos actually worth your time, filtered through what this lab runs instead of what a press release insists you should care about. The news does not get a vote.
Browse the archive →Reports
Audits, comparisons, and build post-mortems from the bench — researched deep, sourced like a deposition, and written to be argued with. Every number in them can defend itself, and a few have had to. Sorted into tabs: reverse engineering, home lab, and research & strategy.
Read the reports →Projects
The bench, itemized: what’s live, what’s mid-build, and what’s on the shelf waiting for a part, a decision, or a free evening that isn’t coming. Status changes when the work does — the content calendar can stay mad about it.
See what’s on the bench →